What? These are real? Here we are, at the pinnacle of human innovation and technical prowess. We’ve engineered and designed great things, terrible things, but great. AliExpress is a great place to order many things! Headphones? Got’em! Auto parts? Got’em! Frying pan phone case? Uh… of course, got’em! It’s hard to find things you can’t order on AliExpress, some with questionable legality and quality. These are some of the weirdest and most ridiculous things you can get if that’s what you are into.
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Frying pan phone…case?
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- lol wut?
- Yeah, so it’s a frying pan with a phone case attached
- Camera hole for additional convenience I guess
- Made of plastic
- Do not use it as a frying pan, with or without a phone in it
- “Fit’s right in my pocket!”, said no one ever
- I like that it includes tether holes to a wrist strap or similar – how useful
Squidermelon keychain
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- Equal parts unsettling and neat
- “Squid pro ro“
- These are pretty cute, in a weird way
- Oh, it’s a keychain!
Ramen Blanket & Pillows
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- Slip into the salty goodness of ramen
- No water boiling required compared to traditional ramen
- Washable…unlike normal instant ramen
- Great way to avoid carbs
- Could increase appetite for ramen
Overlord meditation device
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- Ả̴̟L̶͙̓I̷̻̩͒E̴̞̽͛N̶̮͝
- Meditate with our overlords
- Alien abduction is not required
- Don’t be intimidated by its steller yoga pose
- May whisper secrets of the universe while you are trying to sleep
- Note the 15cm (5.9″) height
Kitty cat/beer tactical vest
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- Aww, look at the cat in a tactical vest – cute
- Or if cats aren’t your thing, use it on your beer bottle
- Beer bottles love tactical vests
- I’m sure the pictured beer company totally approved of this product
Tiny 3D dinosaur landscape keychain
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- “Multi-application”…keychain
- Use it on all things that support keychains
- Really fun for at least 15 seconds
- Great for impressing Tinder dates
Baguette pillow for humans and cats
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- All the bread looks, none of the carbs
- Cat’s will love the bread
- Hands can’t stop themselves from squishing into bread
- Loaf around with your loaf of bread
A meditating cat!?!
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- Cat comes complete with cat nips
- Sure to make all of your guests go “…oh? Interesting”
- Meditation inanimate feline companion
- Literally never stops meditating, good role model
Fish bones!
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- Send us your bones!
- At least you know where all the bones are, your move fish
- Do not eat the bones
- These bones are only made for demonstration, and must be destroyed
Zombie popsicle molds
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- They’re going to give you brain freeze, Barbra
- Not challenging to take out of the mold at all! Totally not
- Bones in the center of your popsicle, just as nature intended
- “I’ll order the popsicle please, bone-in
